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eclipse in pune

This is the one of the most beautiful thing that happens in nature hope you all like it , this is the best i could make out of my mobile camera.

life in nutshell

These are lessons which my mom tried to give to me before leaving for college, i thought lets share it with you, hope you find something good in them.

 बेटे जी थोड़ी सी जिंदगी जी कर आइये

 जीवन क्या है फिर हमे बतलाईये

जाने दीजिये अकाल की बातें

आप दिल की सुनिए और करते जाइये

मन की ख़ुशी के लिए आपनी तस्सली के लिए

 आपनी मन की दुनिया एक बार खुद ही बनाइये

 क्या है अच्छा क्या बुरा सोचेंगे फिर कभी

आप अपना नाम तौ करवाइए

 राह रोके है खड़ी साड़ी दुनिया जनाब

आप इनसे जीत कर तौ आइये

जिंदगी में आएँगी कई उलझाने जनाब

आप खुद को और जीवन को सुलझाइए

हर मौड़ पर है खड़ी खुशिया बरखुरदार

दुःख के कांटो से इन्हें चुन कर लेकर आयेइए

हार मिलती है कई मौड़ पर

आप आपनी जीत इनमें बना कर दिखलाइये

जीत लें अगर दुनिया भी आप

आपने मन को फिर जीत कर बतलाइए

वक़्त करता है नहीं किसी का इन्तेजार

आप वक़्त को आपनी उंगलियों पर नचा कर दिखाइए

बात ना करीए तारो की जनाब

पहले पैड के फल तौ लेकर आइये

राहें करती है हर दम आपका इन्तेजार

आप अपनी राह खुद एक बार बनाइये

बेटेजी थोडा सा जी कर आइये

जिंदगी क्या है फिर हमे बतलाइए

MY LOVE

Wishing all the new years a very happy new year, hope you all had a great time and wish that all of you have a great year ahead which can take you to new heights and make you achieve even greater heights this year. To begin the first blog of the year i thought why make you bore with some pal stories, or some morning poems!! so i decided to give you something really new something which i never did before and something which i never expressed before … so here is my first blog of the year!!

This one goes for my first love, the love which went so deep that i just can’t live without her!!

This is a dedication to my love!! in a  hip hop style

With you my love I go crazy

Too sexy you are too hot you are

with the red hot look you make me crazy

I hold you by hand my mind go hazy

with you by my side  i go miles so nice and easy

Hey sexy i like your move you make me go for more

When i am on you and you are with me

its to move fast and let this world be free

the thump of air striking my heart

makes me feel that i am the god

The sound you make my aby baby..

makes me wicked to drive you crazy!!

To my baby doll i love to give gold

be it solid or liquid for sure!!

The curves on ur body makes easy for me

playing with you is like addiction to me

hard and soft no matter what!!

rough or smooth you make me ride

when i press you harder you go smarter

with all lovely moves you go faster

With my heart on you i just feel the heat

you read my every single beat

and with distance closing the slim and shady

you make me crazy

with out you my love my life is hazy!!

Wana know my love for whom i wrote this hip hop here it is!!

The game

Dear all

As I said in my last blog!! The story is not over until the next one is not told!! Well every word has its value and so is this saying!! If you remember my last blog we started up with msgs and ended up on beating. Now let me open the other side of the story, while all this was going on, Pal kept receiving msgs and he was so involved in this joy act that he didn’t bother to respond. To Gals, guys are like this careless, ruthless!! They don’t care what the other person is thinking and how much they are worried. By the end of the act Pal had 11 unread msgs and 2 missed calls, at this stage anyone could make a guess from him did he get a call ?? Dont think too wild it was from home!! And the 11 msgs were from Somu.

Poor pal crying in pain was brought to bed, the condition was such he could not sit he has to lie down on his stomach as his back was slammed and swelled. Pal crying in pain could feel the numbness in his back cause he was beaten like cats and dogs. The guys showed no mercy, thats hostel life for you all. He could hardly open his eyes but the pain was so much that only tears came out of the open eyes. Suddenly the mobile vibrated again and it was another msg. Pal slowly moved his hand and tried to pick up the mobile from the table near-by. He saw the msg which read “ I am sleeping don’t you ever try to disturb me good night I don’t want to talk to you anymore.” I don’t need to tell you all who sent this msg. Pal could hardly read the msg, but the warning was so deadly that he thought better to make a call rather than playing game on msg. Although 4 people brought pal to his room but the same 4 people were surprised to see Pal tottering around in the hostel corridor. Gals if guys are that bad but they are good also they care and can never see you angry at all. No matter how much careless or reckless they may be but they are soft hearted and always come best when needed the most.

Now  Pal and somu were on call, AAh I love this part the sentimental talks!!

Pal : I am sorry dear

Somu: Who is talking to you? At least not me!! (How rude gals? Cant you be a bit polite!!)

Pal: Oh come on pls I am sorry I was not in a position to reply!

Somu: What were you doing? I know u don’t drink or smoke or dope, then what the hell were you doing?? Were you watching pondy??

Pal: No dear, nothing like that  (Thinking about what to say next)

Somu: Either tell what u were doing or don’t talk anymore!! (The ultimate weapon/blackmail)

Pal:  AAA (with shaky voice) I just slipped off from the stairs. (Guys always find an excuse)

Somu: What ??

Pal: Ya I just slipped of the stairs

Somu: How many  times should I tell you run slow on stair cases! But No you are superman? You would never listen to me? Look now what have u done? Good that it happened!! I would pray that you get couple of fractures! You are just like a kid who will do whats in his mind and will never listen to what others say!! Meet me next time I will push you from the roof!!

(Tell you if someone blackmails you or terrifies you with so much love!! U wont mind even getting pushed from any heights!! Can you just imagine within we became so good friends)

Pal: Ok baba I am sorry, I ll never  run down the steps. But It was slippery stairs cause of which I slipped why are you getting so much angry?

Somu: Why can’t a friend be worried for a good friend?? (Gals, you always kill us with these lines)

Pal:  So what else? (Trying to divert the topic)

Somu: I am waiting for my foreign university results. I would like to do UG course in aerospace from US. (Trust me, an ambition which even I had , but Pal became selfish, he wished that it never happens. After all who wants to loose a great friend, more so Pal had a special feeling for Somu. )

Pal: Oh !! that is really great, (Keeping fingers crossed) I wish you go out and make ur name.  Ok so what u did whole day (Again diverting the topic with tears in his eyes).

The talk went on, they were really good friends so close that people created buzz about their name. It was just one day sitting on hostel roof while playing Truth and dare, Pal got a dare to propose Somu, Pal took it light and was thinking its for fun but guys made a plot and were serious.

Pal  said its just 3 weeks and we hardly know each other, We are just good friends. Guys are guys and they said u talk this much, u can never stop msging her, don’t you feel for her??

Pal no I don’t, there is nothing like that. The guys just said no matter we don’t care u have to do the dare.

Pal also thought  nothing wrong if she agrees he will be happy even if she says we can be good friends as he will tell then that it was just a dare given to him. Thinking about all this Pal accepted the challenge. Guys were excited, that the first guy who will propose a gal, they just wanted to see how it goes.

Pal next day buncked the lectures, went to city and got a nice gift and a good bunch of flowers. He msged Somu stating that he wants to meet her and wanted to talk something really serious. Somu also said she too wanted to talk something serious and asked what Pal likes the most. Pal thought it seems it was his lucky day. They decided to meet in college canteen. Pal thought that Somu also wants to say the same what Pal will be saying. So Pal ran back to canteen. Waited there for half an hour till then msged 3 times to Somu. The reply was patented “ I am just there”

Both of them met sat in canteen, it was 4:45 PM both of them had smile on their face. So Somu with a lovely smile asked Pal whats the matter what was so urgent that you wanted to talk?

Pal : Ladies first!! Then I will speak up (Hoping that Somu will be saying the same)

Somu: No it was you u called me here so it’s you.

After fighting on this topic for 10 mins Somu agreed to speak first.

Somu: This is the best thing that happened to my life, I never thought that I will be saying this to you ( By this time Pal was excited and he was expecting the words to come up) But I  too don’t think that its real and you are the first one to whom I am sharing this, I just think that you don’t feel bad and our relation does not suffer cause of this ( Pal by this time thought that he should open the bag and give the bouquet  and the gift and say I Love You Somu) But I think you will be more then happy to hear this. I ……(Pal felt as if he can speak the rest of the words) I made it to US I will be flying away by next month.

Pal with a smiling face and a shocked mood just could not believe what he heard just now. He just lost the track of world for few sec.

Somu: I knew it you won’t believe, Your wishes just worked. Thanks for the support I was really nervous but if it wasn’t you I would not have been able to keep a faith in myself.

After this whatever Somu said Pal couldn’t hear, he was shocked and didn’t knew how to react, but the smile was still on the face. Somu shacked Pal’s hand and said don’t just keep smiling we can go out for party, look I just got you a nice gift. A nice t-shirt and this card that I made specially for you. Pal with a smile consolidating himself said I knew it I don’t know I just got an intuition and so I got a gift for you and more so my brother also qualified for olypiad (One more lie that Pal said). Somu invited Pal and said get ready in an hour we are going for a party. Pal with a smile again you gals take time we guys don’t, its 5 right now we meet again at 6 here.

By this time the lectures were over and the crowd was rushing towards canteen. Pal could just them moving fast and time running slow. It rightly said in Tata Docomo ad, When life can change in seconds!! Rightly it changed in seconds for Pal.

Amzing isn’t it sometimes when you think of playing a game life plays a game with you. The condition which Pal was afraid of always came right over his face. The more you run from fear the more it comes closer to you.  Poor Pal, nothing can be done. Pal made it again.

Moral of the story: Ladies first…it doesnt work everytime!!

Devil’s advocate

Hello all,

It seems the crowd got blown away from the last post, now to cheer things up here I am with another Pal story. Life in college is so different from what we were in school. Last time when I wrote, Pal saw a terrible dream, he fell for a gal but the dream got shattered. But as we are engineers, we learn from our mistake, we revisit the same things again and again to see any sign of improvement. Now why am I talking like this here? Simple this rule holds for an engineering guy who keeps looking same gals everyday in college and as far as I know, on first day they say she looks ugly, after couple of weeks, the same guy says she is not that bad buddy, and after couple of months the same gal looks as angel to the same guy, and in the end guy falling in for the gal. Hard fact isn’t it. But not the same with pal, as I told you pal fell for Somu, and after all tiring efforts put in by pal, he was able to talk to Somu. The talk from classroom went on to mobile, and what else could be better then SMS. The good thing for pal was that msging was free and you don’t need to pay anything for local msgs. I know most of you would be wondering am I serious. Yes I am do I look funny in saying all this. So msging is like itching, it’s a temptation which you can’t just resist, be it classroom or be it hostel. Now here is an excerpt some of the msgs:

 hey whats up? The lecture is too boring.

 Reply: I am feeling damn sleepy. What did you have in breakfast?

Nothing much the breakfast was crap, can you eat jam with dosa!

Reply: Same here.

Now do you expect what will come next in the msg??

Aur batao??

At this point I feel really annoyed, but that’s how it goes. The chit chat went on and on and the Thursday was about to end. Pal decided to watch a horror movie and was soon joined by his roommates and thus all gathered in a room it was made dark and computer screen was the only bright thing in the room. The fun of horror movie can be realized if you sit alone and so we decided not to sit in group, four of us sat on different places. The movie was JU-ON. The movie was scary but for pal the msgs were coming, he dared to ignore the msgs and enjoy the movie, soon pal noted that his room mate Bala has closed his eyes and is no more watching the movie, so pal decided that its time to scare his room mate. The movie went well and after dinner Bala and pal were sitting in room suddenly a spine chilling scream came. Bala asked did you hear something, Pal in a cool tone said what?

Bala: didn’t you hear a scream?

Pal: No, nothing! And why should I be scared, I haven’t done anything wrong!

Bala: what do you mean did I do anything wrong?

Pal: How will I know? See ghost haunt only those who have done something wrong.

Bala (in a scary tone) : But I just use to tease a gal who was in school and she later died in an accident.

Pal: (In a opportunistic tone) So before the accident did you tease her?

Bala: (Even more scared) I use to tease her always

Pal : Now she is here to tease you, may be cause of that you heard a scream. Then Pal made Bala hear another story.

Bala gulped water down his dry throat; the noise was so huge that it could be heard outside the room. Pal then decided to scare bala. He asked bala to take rest and calm his nerves. Bala kept the lights on and sat on bed with fear surrounding him. Pal in the mean time asked the wing mates to remain silent, and watch the show. Pal asked one of his room mate to prepare a black scary mask and this was ready in 10 mins. Pal collected the recorded sound from the movie and used a glow stick to make it look scarier.   

At midnight 12 the power of whole wing was out, Bala was still awake, the first scream was made, Bala got scared, now with the help of used deodorant and lighter blow of fire were created on the door. Next was the entry of pal with black kurta and black shawl and just like the devil he entered with black mask on, which glow in dark the face looked really scary, in dark Bala got the first glimps and he was crying all names but could not move, he kept calling Pal, suman, senthil, pronoy, but no one responded, he was scared to death and Pal entered the room and said “Its pay back time Bala, she is coming and she will take revenge”. Bala was scared to death. The last blow of fire was again created from the window, which grabbed Bala’s attention and a scream from the other side of window which made bala surrender to fear, he closed his eyes and this gave time for pal to run away. Then a silence of 5 mins, the power was again turned on. Bala then opened his eyes but could not find a single person; my wing mates were enjoying it from one end of the wing.

Bala then called all the names of wingmate but it was silent like a dead valley. He gathered the courage and tried to move out he then found pal coming from the other end. Bala told everything to pal and asked where is everyone, Pal said don’t you know they have gone to see the Thursday movie in the auditorium. Bala then said he is scared and wants to go to toilet, he then said pal u need to accompany me, Pal was shocked, he then got another chance to play another prank; they moved to towards toilet bala went in, and pal was at door. Pal started shouting, leave me, why troubling me, who are you.

Bala rushed out of the toilet and ran away, Pal started running behind Bala and acting as if someone is inside him, Bala then stopped and Pal kept his act, all of sudden Pal was hit at the back, Pal turned back and saw Bala with a wooden stick, Bala then kept hitting Pal and by that time other wing mates also came in to enjoy the moment, they also hit Pal, Pal had a real nightmare, he said the ghost is gone, he is fine now but the cruel wing mate didn’t leave the chance and kept hitting bala then asked others to stop after hearing Pal’s voice. Bala then took pal to room and said if you get scared do let me know. I will take care of that ghost. Pal could not utter a word. The prank which pal was playing on bala got reversed and Poor Pal did it again. He could not move from his bed for next 2 days the pain was so severe that his weekend was spoilt.

Moral of the story:  One story is good till second is told.

dil ke armaan

रात को जब भी अपना सपना अधुरा पाया
जागी आँखों से खुद को अकेला ही पाया
जलती रही शमा तेरे नाम की दिल में अब तक
पर इसकी लौ में खुद को जलता हुआ पाया

तू याद करे ना करे उन लम्हों को कभी
पर शायाद हमने उन लम्हों में अपना जहाँ पाया
लोग कहते है की दीवानगी की भी हद होती है
पर खुद को हर बार इस हद से पार ही पाया

आज भी तेरा नाम आता है इन लबो पर एक तमना बन कर
उठते है हाथ मेरे तेरी ही दुआ दिल से लेकर
तू माने न माने इस बात को कभी लेकिन
तुझे अपने खुदा से बढ़ कर हमने है माना

यह लौ दिल की भुझने का नाम ही नहीं लेती
आँखों से तेरी तस्वीर उतरने का नाम नहीं लेती
हम लाख समझा ले इस पागल दिल को अपने
यह धड़कने जो है वो रुकने का नाम हे नहीं लेती..

हर झुकती पलक तुमसे कहती है वो
दिल में छुपे हमारे हर जस्बात है जो
और तेरे लिए मर मिटने की चाहत है जो
इन अल्फासो में कभी बयान नहीं होती …

mom the best

This is not an original work but ya i like it alot!! hope you like it!! have added some more lines in it!! mom

Her hands held me gently from the day I took my first breath.
Her hands helped to guide me as I took my first step.
Her hands held me close when the tears would start to fall.
Her hands were quick to show me that she would take care of it all.
Her hands were there to brush my hair, or straighten a wayward bow.
Her hands were often there to comfort the hurts that didn’t always show.
Her hands helped hold the stars in place, and encouraged me to reach.
Her hands would clap and cheer and praise when I captured them at length.
Her hands would also push me, though not down or in harms way.
Her hands would punctuate the words, just do what I say.
Her hands sometimes had to discipline, to help bend this young tree.
Her hands would shape and mold me into all she knew I could be.
Her hands are now twisting with age and years of work,
Her hand now needs my gentle touch to rub away the hurt.
Her hands are more beautiful than anything can be.
Her hands are the reason I am me.

train-2

Hello once again!!

Like Ratan Tata says ” A promise is a promise” and here it is, as promised and here is the second part of my story, i asked people who commented about what they think will happen here after, some said pal will get a new gal, some said he would get email id of the gal, some said pal will go and talk with the gal and stay back in gopal.Some wanted to have some happy ending to pal stories.  My o my those were nice ideas, some look good in movies, My friend pal is a poor guy, cant afford to waste ticket like this or cant do anything thats super heroic. He is just an ordinary guy with an ordinary caliber. But trust me whatever happened here after will surely make you happy. So lets get back to the platform where the train arrived and both of us departed. Its morning 6:30 at gopal. For pal the journey has just begun, another 22hr journey from gopal to metro. The next train is at 8:30. 2 hrs enough for pal and his friends to refresh themselves and get over their sleep. For next 2hrs platform was where they used to brush up and get ready for next journey. I tell you platforms in gopal are cleaner then other places, but not as clean as his next destination metro. After brushing up and getting ready pal had a hot choclate and poha as breakfast. Thats what pal likes the most (both), trust me its a nice thing to have any morning be it summer or winter. Pals friends were chit chating and were cursing pal for not waking up in the night. Pal just smiled away and said its ur fault none of you woke up.

In all this 2 hrs just went by in flash, in the mean time the group of pal was growing as other college mates also joined in, be it senior or junior. The train was about to arrive in 10-15 min, thanks to didi the trains were quiet punctual and were bang on time. Suddenly to pals surprise, a huge trolley again passed by and the same bags and same laugage on the trolley, Pal thought he is still dreaming and the last night hang over is still not over, but the moment he saw the 8.5 team again he was thrilled and was joyed. It seems luck was favouring pal. Ray saw Pal’s  group and gave a short and sweet look to pal. Pal could not resist smiling. Pal said to himself its time that i talk to her and not let this oppertunity go. Cause Eminem has rightly said ” Oppertunity comes once in a life time ” ;) . So now the egerness for train to arrive increased, the joy was obvious. He was excited the journey would be exciting. Here comes the train. Kudos to Didi’s train.

The group rushed in to the compartment,  group had seat numbers which were scattered, so we first everyone adjusted the luggage to make themselves free from all worries and enjoy the journey. To pals surprise ray was in the adjacent cabin, where pals good friend pit was sitting. Pal had a side lower bearth, along with a lower bearth of his friend kit. The compartment was full with either the college group or big families. Pal just glimpse over for ray and ray was just waiting for that. Both of them exchanged smile and started to act as if they are strangers. All set and the journey has begun. Train got up the speed and the next station was in 2 hrs from now. A good morning breakfast and nice breeze , hilly tracks, what else do u expect from a good journey. Pal was soon accompanied by the group and the chit chat started. The group made all minor adjustments with other passengers to make sure that the group can sit together. When group sits the bearth for 3 is occupied by 6 so we were some 12 guys seating all together. The topics were hayway, Ray came into the edge of lower bearth and pal on side lower bearth noted this. The eye spy game began again, pal enjoyed the discussion with group and the smile of ray. Ray kept herself busy by doing something or the other for family members. The track went through the tunnels and the group roared loudly. It was all fun. 10:30 the next station arrived. We went down and roamed on the platform. The group went up to get something to eat, like chips, cake etc. Meanwhile ray was looking at our group and was enjoying the sceen.

The train started back we rushed back into the compartment, pal use to get in at last , he then decided to stay on gate, the train left platform and suddenly pal noted ray came again worried looking for something, she banged her head and again washed her face, pal just couldnt resist smiling, pal decided to go back to his seat, and ray soon followed her. The discussion again begun and the same game, meanwhile the young kid was in rays aunts lap we caught up with the kid and pal decided to play with the kid. Kid enjoyed the game and by that time rays family started talking with our group, general enquiry where are we going, whats our college etc etc, ray was paying attention to everything, pal was busy with kid. Meantime kid was bored with the game and wanted to have some fresh air, aunt asked ray to do something, ray went to the other side door, she looked back  towards pal, pal didnt noted.

The entertainment package was gone for pal so pal decided lets go back to gate and get some fresh air, pal went in the opposite direction and stood on the gate, listening to song. Ray at the other end gradually walked up to the other end, and came to this end, pal was thrilled and decided that its time we start talking. As soon as ray arrived he had a good look at the kid and ray, ray in baggy salwar suit with hairs coming on her face was looking cute. Pal said hi to ray and asked for kids name, to which she replied pranay. So here was Pals hero pranay who made all this possible. Thanks and cheers for Pranay.  

 Pal started playing with kid and ray was standing and pal asked ray what are they upto, where they are going , suddenly ray asked why the hell u pretend to be a hero, cant u get on train before it starts what if u fall? Pal was shocked and he could not reply he just said thats what he does everytime. Pal tried to change the topic and went upto career goals, where ray revealed what she wanted to be. She wanted to be an engineer like pal, but the family are not in a mood to send her to good college. They just want ray to finish with her bsc and Msc from local college, she told that she aspire to be aero space scientist and has interest in aeronautics, but could not do anything as she lacked guidence. Pal and ray had a talk for what can be done and what options she had. But as I always says nothing is forever, the guys in group of pal noted and some of them kept moving here and their, some changed their places. Pal before letting the situation told ray that he was feeling hungry and is going to pentry car. The moment pal and ray dispersed the group was behind pal.

As always an engineer cant talk to a gal, if he does so then they are in love and they are set out for some big relation. Pure bull shit, i mean why do engineers dont open their mind. Pal just described the whole situation and the guys blabbered if u are not up for that gal, pls introduce me i will talk to her etc etc!! Poor desperate engineers. So it was lunch time and we were enjoying the lunch, last home made food before we reach mirchy. The 8.5 family offered some dishes to have, by then they became quiet friendly with us. Ray offered some sweets atlast to which pal couldnt deny. People were getting sleepy and so was pranay, and this was the time when ray and pal had a talk how to become what they aspire, ( off course a guy reading would curse pal i dont need to tell for what) gradually the comfert level increased and they kept on talking on other things also, the topic ranged from engineering to what ray and pal like dislike. The group sleeping was not actually sleeping but noting all this to take a good care of pal. Some times u really wonder why time travels so fast and same thing happened with pal and ray. It was 4 now and people were getting up and ray and pal couldnt talk further. Ray had to pretend busy so that they dont curse ray again. By this time train reached papercity, pal went down and the group caught up pal and was pulling pals leg. Pal just said we are talking and their is nothing wrong in talking. But as we all know engineers are never satisfied with others logic!!

The train started again Pal was the first one to board the train, it seems words from ray had effect on pal, next big station was wrangler. Til then things went pretty much normal, it was 7 in the evening and when the station arrived we were down on platform, some how ray dared to step donw the train with pranay. For this ray got bitterly scolded and she just went out to get juice for pranay and her mother, and trust me the way ray was scolded was really harsh. Pal could see the tears in rays eyes. So pal decided to stay on gate when the train started, ray also joined in and that sobbing face with tears on her eyes, pal consoled the gal and tried to stop her from crying but it seems the talk was not meant for long, the group was hearing our conversation and was hiding in the next cabin, Rays family noted this and then it was all gone. For next 1.5hrs ray was made to work like hell and at 8:30 sharp the family declared sleeping time . Poor ray, she was asked to sleep at the upper bearth and she was crying there. Pal asked pit to adjust and give her upper bearth in next cabin, to which pit agreed. The dim light and wet face of ray with tears made pal feel real bad. They couldnt talk , Pal couldnt consoul her. They just looked at each other and couldnt do anything. The night went looking at each other and explaining to each other through eyes that just be strong. Pal slept after ray fell asleep and by the time he woke up again we were at the metro. The journey ended, before ray could get down pal handed a note which stated “  The important thing is this: To be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become.” The msg was quiet clear and hope ray understood it. If yesterday morning pal cheered for Mamta didi for keeping train punctual today he cursed cause pal wanted the train to be a bit late. But this is what i call fate, u win some u loose some.

But after reading a this long story i would like to ask the readers why are gals still treated so badly? why are they not given the freedom to full fill their dreams?? What all things should be done to bring the change in attitude of indian parents? I would ask the readers their veiws about how they would treat with their daughter?  Pls let me know. Hope u enjoyed the blog.

Didi teri train (part-1)

trainHello all!!

Shocked after reading the title, wondering what it means!! its just another story. To begin with Our one and only mamta didi launched a new train Duronto express, a train faster then our very old rajdhani express. Clearly our raliway ministry has made huge stride in, it all started after our very own didi snatched the railway from the beard ministers who ruled this ministry for over a decade, starting with P.M sayeed, nitish kumar and ramvilas paswaan. But after didi came the real magican who changed the fate of railways. LALLU. It was this period when the power was exchanged between didi and LALLU, my lovely friend Pal was traveling from home to college. After a not so long semester break it was time to go back college.

The journey was quiet long as one has to travel for more then 40 hrs, to reach the destination. The journey use to began on friday nights, and use to end on sunday evenings. At the station the family people come to say good bye, thats a tough moment to handle cause emotions float all around,  but in this floating emotion one stone that pulls u down is ur semester results. As mentioned already PAl is an ordinary guy with ordinary gpa. He use to feel dejected when this topic use to come. The discussion always breaks due to some disturbance. The disturbance this time was a railway trolley with around 24-25 bags. God it looked as if the family members have choosen railways as a mode of transport to transfer all there family stuff!! Suddenly a group of 30-40 people gather around, but only 8.5 of them finally boarded the train. It was time to go and final farewell was over. The laugage filled the whole railway compartment, Pal wonderning where to keep his laugage, he didnt had an inch to keep his foot also. But somehow he was adjusting, those 8 people were making a heck of a noise, but to add to Pal’s surprise one voice one voice was quiet soft and was pleasing then all others. I just looked back adjusting my luggage a nice gal in suits adjusting the luggage, trying to push the heavy box , being a gentle man i just asked her move i can do that. She said no its okkiee!! Impressive she is self confident, but the size and weight of box was too much for her, so at last she gave up and pal said ” can I?” she didnt say anything instead moved aside , Pal like a macho man moved the box single handedly but the look gal gave was really ugly. Sometimes to impress a gal one should not poke nose in gals matter.Would like to hear on this from gals on this,gals pls do let me know on this.

The journey was a night journey from source (outdoor) to destination (gopal), since its a nice journey the degree of freedom is restricted, the only thing you could do is talk with your friends. You have met after long time cause being at home you dont meet as often as u meet in college so the talk begans on all topics but the focus was gals and guys of our college, gals were not many the topic use to revolve around guys and gals of other colleges. Looks typical engineer guys gossip, but these dumb engineers forget while discussing that they are at public place and you get cursed when u disturb others, and same happened the gal, (okkie lets name that gal “RAY”) Ray gave a real ugly look, gals why do they have to show such an attitude. They too gossip and gossip more then what guys do. The next big station was just  an hour away so the group decided not to sleep instead stay awake and have POHA to eat cause it was a special dish of that station. Pal as always restless , use to stay awake and use to plan about what he is going to do after going to college, set target; well a typical engineer u see, all big planning, enthusiasm of new semester which use to dry with time. So coming back to train, pal decided as station was about to come to stand near the door and have some fresh air, suddenly pal heard some sobbing noise, which grew louder and louder, and suddenly compartment lights turned on, it was the big luggage family’s child. Before others could get disturbed mother of that child did everything but in that short effort she failed and Ray was asked to wake up. It seems the kid had some special affection for RAY. Ray brought the kid to the door saw Pal and turned suddenly with lot of attitude. It seems pal had another story in making. Its 2 bulbs on the door with ray, pal and that kid. The station was about to come, pal was looking at crying kid. The kid was really cute and looked so sweet while crying , Pal felt as if to make this kid cry even more. But since pal is a good guy he just kept looking at kid and its really easy to make kids laugh and stop crying.

Since kids dont understand language but they are master of expression and they talk with their eyes. Pal kept making faces which kid enjoyed and Ray kept trying her level best by tapping the kid to which she thought was showing result but unaware of the fact that kid was enjoying the expressions and making faces too. Pal and kid were enjoying and all of sudden the platform came. Pal went up to wake his friends who were travelling to have poha but noone woke up. So he decided to have one by himself. He went down to stall and ordered a poha while he was enjoying a poha the sobbing sound again came. Ray who went to her seat again brought the kid to gate and started tapping her. But nothing happened. Since train was to stop there for half an hour she came to the platform and saw pal eating watching pal eat ray again gave an ugly look. Poor gal forgot that pal is going to a land where he wont be able to eat this for next 4-5 months. But tell you gals have a real awsome disgusting look. Pal enjoyed it only after he was done with the dish. Its rightly said ” Pehle pet pooja phir kaam duja”. Meanwhile ray was wandering on the platform to make the kid sleep. Kid was enjoying the cool breeze and the gentle tap, suddenly Pal joined in the party pal started making faces which the kid noted and he started enjoying it. Both of them played nicely, Ray thought kid is sleeping but he was enjoying with Pal. All of sudden ray turned back and saw pal making faces, now what will pal do ?? He immideately turned his face looking at sky, the kid stared crying as the tap and the faces which he was enjoying have been interupted. Ray got a hint, so with a gentle smile she turned back. Pal took this as a sign of aggrement and both of them started it again and the kid stopped crying and was happy again. After some times the train got the signal to move, Pal got a nice coffee and came back the train was about to move, so like a gentle man he offered ray the chance to board the train and instead of going to her bearth ray preffered to stay back on door and this time on the same side as that of pal. Pal was enjoying the coffee and playing with kid. It seems ray was feeling sleepy and she wanted the kid to sleep soon. She was snoozing around, pal thought of asking for a coffee to stay awake as she was close to gate and can fall off… :) Another dumb thought of pal!! But after 15 mins the kid slept and ray came to know about it, the cool breeze was flowing in and ray turned back and took the kid to bearth . Pal thought now its all over she is gone lets just go to sleep. But to pals surprise the gal came back again. Dont know what she was upto but she washed her face stayed on the other door. Dont know what she was upto but she was looking damn cute as the wind came onto her face and her hairs were flying. Dont know what God was upto that time, but ya it was awsome.

Although the gal was feeling sleepy but she was not going to the bearth. It looked as if the gal wanted to talk, she turned upto pal and gave a smile. Dont understand why gals behave so, will show attitude in the beginning and then become happy. It was the first eye contact of pal and ray. Both of them knew that they want to talk, but who will start first? A typical indian case, both of them stuck on starting the conversation, by the time pal collected all the courage ray turned back and the same happened when ray collected the courage. The scene went on for around 10-15 mins, all of sudden the villan came in to spoil the scene it was her aunty who came. The moment ray’s aunt came in she started washing her face again, pretending as if something went in her eyes. Pal could not resist laughing, but he some how controlled it. Why such auspicious moments are interuppted by others. Ray silently went away. I  suppose that was the end of it, pal started to feel the breeze again and was enjoying the journey, after half an hour when pal came back to his seat. To pals surprise ray was awake. Hmmm chandni raatein!! good one. Both of them knew that they wanted to talk, but this is how it went. Both slept and by morning we reached our destination gopal. Pal woke up late and saw ray still looking at pal still in a hope. But it was too late, and our destination was here.  It was time and our team had to get down and we had to go further to mirchy via metro. We had our next train in about 2 hrs. Before getting down both of us had a last look. Bidding farewell to each other.

But Didi’s train had something else store in for me!! do let me know what you would like to hear!! The part-2 will release soon. Do let me know your views.

 

Disclaimar: Pls dont misunderstand the characters, its just a fiction and all character are ficticious. Any resemblence will be considered a coincidence.

AB baby

Okiie here we go with another story. But this time it’s not a story, in fact it’s a conversation and before I start let me make a clear disclaimer.

Disclaimer: All the characters in this episode are unreal and fiction, any similarity would just be considered a coincidence. The following conversation is not to hurt any ones feeling but to make readers laugh. The contents are copyrighted and should not be copied anywhere without the permission of author.

So here we go with our AB Baby. Recent days Pal was in touch with a new friend AB, to introduce you about AB he is a big time flirt, a big Casanova, and with an innocent look on his face, he manages to impress as many gals as he can. Now let me present to you the epilogue of this conversation. AB is always on mobile; Pal even forgets the name of gal to whom he talks but AB has a special friend “Baby”. The moment baby calls him he leaves all work and talks with baby. The worst part is both of them have silence mobile. I don’t need to tell you all what silence offers, and still if you are curious here it is (free calling from night 11 to morning 6 day time calling to 1 number at 50paise/min.).

 So the situation is both of them had a fight at night and now AB is in office. Sitting at his place he is with pal, (AB really looking sleepy and looking at mobile again and again)

Pal: AB looking upset, whats the matter??

AB: Dear I had a fight with baby; I really don’t understand why gals behave so odd on such small things.

(Guys always think that things are always small on which girls’ fight, hope gals agree with me)

 Pal: Now what’s that small thing over which you had fight?

 (off course Pal is the social problem solver, how can he be unaware about this one?)

AB: She says you don’t care for me!! Actually we had talk for around 1 hr and then I slept automatically and since I keep my mobile in silent mode so that my roommate does not get disturbed, I could not realize when I slept and how many missed call she gave. When I called her in the morning she was angry.

Pal: Okie at what time did you sleep

AB: I don’t know but we started talking at around night 1 when she came from movie and then from mobile I found that we had a talk for about 1hr 30 mins and after that mobile got disconnected automatically. There were 156 missed calls.

 Pal: God you sleep like kumbhakaran!! Why couldn’t you wake up even after so many calls??

 AB: Dude my mobile was on silent mode.

Pal: At what time did you sleep night before that??

 AB: I slept at 4!!

Pal: And how do you manage to come to office on time then?

AB: Dude I manage the sleep in office.

 (That’s why people are not so efficient at work god damn these silence mobile people poor company TMW suffers)

 Pal: No wonder why you look dizzy. But dude if you talk so late then you can afford to sleep early one day.

(pal cursing silence mobile again for spoiling a poor guys routine, and ruining life. Why do they don’t keep any offer for day time to call free?? Poor AB)

Suddenly a sound ooo jane jana dono jaha …(AB’s mobile ringtone)

AB: Sorry pal its baby, need to talk to her

Pal: Okkie dear go ahead…!! (What else can Pal say)

AB: Hi Baby: I am not going to talk to you

(pal thinking , then why the hell this gal called AB, and more so such a shameless gal no hi, no hello, anyways it’s a typical girlish attitude).

 AB: dear I said I am really sorry.

Baby: You don’t have a curtsey to call a gal and say sorry to gal

AB: Dear I called you in the morning after you kept the phone again but you just said shut up and kept the phone.

 (Gals so rude of you, cant you be a bit kind on guys)

 Baby: So what how many missed call I gave you in night and you just 2 calls, cant you call again?? Cant you see I am angry with you??

 (Pal again thinking gals always fighting for right to equality, I suppose the guys should follow the right to equality, but when gals don’t follow this rule they are not the culprit, its guys who are meant to wait)

AB: Sorry dear, I had to leave for office!!

Baby: Oh you big time liar at 6 you had to go to office??

( Pal again thinking, it seems gals forget that when both of them talk they don’t talk for 10-15 mins they talk for hrs and when will poor guy get ready, and more so a guy waking at 6, Hats off AB, guys are supposed to get ready for office in 5 mins , on contrary gals can take hrs )

 AB: Dear I know but in the morning I was not feeling well at all

 (Oh!! The biggest weapon in the armor of guys, and forgot to tell you AB was telling about the hot gal who comes for jogging in the morning and how he follows that gal everyday)

Baby: Oh dear!! Now I am even more angry cant you tell me last night?

(Gals caring heart!! So sweet)

 AB: Dear I know you care for me but you see you also came from a long journey, so I didn’t want to give you tension.

 (Liar, liar big time liar)

Baby: No wonder why you didn’t woke up after so many calls also, but if you could have told me I wouldn’t have worried, I was awake the whole night; I thought you were drunk today.

 (Remainder AB does not drink, but gals always suspect guys for this, Poor AB, and why do gals have to be so skeptical about guys?)

AB: Dear you know I don’t drink? Baby: But you had a lid of brandy a night before, didn’t you??

AB: That was cause I really had a sour throat that night and I was not able to talk to you also.

 Baby: So what you drunk?? Cant you take any other cough syrup?

 (Gals don’t you know that the cough syrup you have contains the same and a lid of brandy is recommended by doctors to cure sore throat)

 AB: It was night 11 dear and no medical shop was open my friends just recommended a small lid and I felt good after that.

 Baby: Today you were done with a lid, tomo you will be done with a whole bottle, I mean you guys can never change.

 AB: (a bit irritated) no dear nothing like that, if that has to happen I would have changed since the college days only, pls try to understand dear.

 Baby: Okie okkie but promise me that you will never get caught in such a bad habit again.

 AB: I promise dear, I will never get involved in habit of drinking.

(Ah such a sentimental seen, pal started crying).

 Baby: I am again angry with you again!!

(Oppps!! The loop goes again, a vicious whirlpool)

 AB: (banging head against the wall, yet politely) oh dear now what crime have I done?? I want to see you happy tell me what’s making you angry?

Baby: Oh!! As if you don’t know I told you yesterday night!!

AB: ya you told me something but let me think what it is!!

(Looking pal with amazement) (Pal laughing out aloud and was really enjoying that moment. Pal thought how one can remember what she said when AB slept so soon.)

 Baby: you really don’t love me at all!!

 AB: No dear nothing like it “TI AMO” {I love you}

 All of sudden someone came walking upstairs and calling AB’s name. AB at first didn’t even noticed cause it was time to go time in romance. But when the guy at the other end came and sat on his head, unfortunately it was AB’s boss.

 AB said to baby “CAPO e’ QUI”{It means boss is here in Italian}

 and kept the phone the boss asked some rubbish question to which AB was not at all interested to answer. So he nodded everything and said

AB: Boss you asked for that report and for that report I am talking to that supplier, the concerned person is not at his place he will call me when he comes.

 All of sudden!! a sound ooo jane jana dono jaha …(AB’s mobile ringtone again)

 AB said it’s the supplier can I talk to him, Boss glad that his sincere employ so punctual and hard working, said in a smiling tone go ahead talk and pls let me know the outcome.

Pal smiling like hell just couldn’t control his laughter, because he knew it was baby again. Gals are just crazy and when they know you are in trouble they will surely do the worst mischief. The boss left and then AB again called,

 AB: hi, Baby: hello darling

(Oppps so much of love!!)

 AB: why did you give a missed call I told you boss is here.

Baby: Mi Mancava voi All of sudden AB replied but what he said was not audible.

 Hmmm it seems the talk took the most romantic turn now. The reason is pretty clear such a soft talk that it barely reaches the lovers ear and only those to can hear what they are talking not even the mobile knows what they are speaking, then how can pal know what they were talking.

AB left his seat and went to a lonely corner. It was 2 hrs before lunch.

In between Boss came again, asking for AB, to handle the situation pal said he is gone for a meeting, (God please save me from saving my poor mad friend thought poor pal). At lunch when we were going to canteen,

Pal: Spero che le mancava un sacco.

AB: (smiling came running behind) How come you know italian??

Pal: Dear you are not the lone lovers, this world is full of lovers, and whatever you talk is known to everyone.

Hope everyone agrees with me.

But after telling this complete story, I just want to ask one thing love has changed life of many, some have gone to the apex some have lost their way in life. Why does it happens some go on ultimate highs and some go too low being in love. Please let me know your views.

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