Pal at its best

Now here is a story of a boy named pal, so simple yet  so different, now let me tell u the greatest bloopers of this magician aka illusionist, a mystro in handling chemicals, can produce the most undesirable results from the most unwanted chemicals also, here is a small illustration of that, if u add 50 ml of water to 50 ml milk will it make a difference, based on this principal, my superhero mixed 5 ml nitric acid in 95 ml alcohol resulting in vigrous reaction and an explosion isnt it amazing only pal can do this!! this is not it, moving from chemistry to physics another basic subject in school age, now here is an illustration of how good he is in optics , well people say that mirage can happen in day time only, to this brilliant guy mirage happened in night time also, wondering how, here it is!!!

Its night time !! my champ pal is cycling on dark road, was alone and guess what he saw 2 giant head light taking a turn and running at a fiery speed towards this chaps cycle, and poor pal, unable to notice the heap of sand kept at the road side, like a hero takes his cycle on that heap  and slips down, now the lights were just few inches away and like amir khan in gulam he tries to run away from those aproching demons leaving his cycle on road, as soon as he reaches the road side the demon passes his cycle, but nothing happened, cause this was mirage, those 2 head lights were 2 bikes running parallel with same speed, god damn it !! why the hell this has to happen always with pal only!!!

Well if u still think he still is not so bad, here is an example how good he is in mathematics!! Going in a school trip to a amusement park, my hero pal was the class moniter and was assigned a simple job of keeping a count of students all the time, the class was having fun and was moving from one joy ride to another roller coaster!! suddenly pal realised that one amongst them is missing, he counted not just once ,twice but thirce!! and he realised that there was one missing amongst them he started shouting yelling and went running back to previous ride, missed out to inform the teacher, he is brave dear did not wanted to give this bad news to the teacher, but he could not find the one missing guy in there group, he went all around the park and could not find anyone there!! now he started crying, poor class moniter went to the teacher and told the whole incidence, teacher counted the whole batch and came back to pal and slapped him tightly not because someone was missing but for not able to count himself!! poor chap thought that he would be cursed for his poor sense of irresponsibility but he never dreamt that he would be slapped for not able to count himself, since he missed out to count  himself he created panic in group and for that he was punished!!

So my poor pal!! so good yet so poor!!