Hello friends back again with another bang, i hope u had fun with fun time story of pal , that was when he was in school, now he is a grown up “GENTLEMAN”, now u have to judge how gentle is he in this act??? Before that let me tell u , my champ pal is now working in bye-bye motor works [BMW] , and that too in BMW he got the department of his choice, i.e. the one and only Metallurgical dept., now god only save this dept, and the cars coming out of BMW. Now lets get back to work, before going into details of what this gentle person did, let me tell u the story in BMW so far!! for about 40 days the “Experienced” HR of BMW kept the freshers busy in induction program and factory visits!! if i can summrize this whole program in nut shell it says “Coorporate world is chaos and u were much more better in ur campus.” Due to such a long induction the freshers got over-baked and as a result the “Experienced” HR has to send them on to rotation as soon as possible. As the roatation started the groups got divided, a huge chunk of people got fragmented into small bits and peices, the group in which Our champ Pal was in went for R&D[Robery & Duplication] rotation Which is termed as CRC [Cleaverly robing center] but unfortunately in BMW this work is also not done cleverly. But now that PAL is here so things are surely going to change, so the day one like the whole induction program the group was tested for patience and was made to wait in a nice Air conditioned conference room, without making noise, now how long can u sit like a dumb person in a luxurious room, provided u cant sleep!!!
So next day the department allotment was done, PAL was excited, that he got a department which he has studied in college for 4 long years, unaware of the fact that what problems he is going to face. He was asked to report to a AGM of that department and from where he was redirected to another person named “KVS” dont ask me to expand this as because i may goof up. So a breif description of KVS , tall, dark, handsome and the most eligable bachleor of that dept., but after completion of one month of project PAL got the news that the most eligible batchlor was detained , for the simple reason that he was getting married. Now ask any bachelor the excitement of getting married, what if some one tries to temper with that feeling, this is what PAL did and here is another story of how PAL messed up with his boss and landed up in trouble.
It was another normal day , PAL has finished one months in Metallurgy lab and he was glad today so he just wanted to know how he has performed in this one month, he goes to KVS to ask for a feed back, completely unaware that what trouble he is iniviting!! He enters the cabin and says a warm hello to KVS!! now this warmth was so touching to KVS that he gave a nice warm smile ,I am not sure that was warm or crooked!! he gets a nice feedback , happy and excited PAL came back to the cubical , following PAL came the big KVS with a big camshaft!! from some babyco company! PAL taken by surprise that is he kidding asking the champ to do the complete analysis of that big camshaft!! GOODNESS ME!! PAL had a good look at shaft and said to himself that he invited trouble!! for 2 continous days he worked hard for that , on second day he got the news that KVS is getting engaged, although KVS wanted to keep this a secret to dept, but our mangoman is a master detactive. Will tell u more about our mangoman in my next blog!! So the news spread like a fire in forest, now PAL thought that he got a chance now!! and to his luck at 4:30 KVS comes and asks for report!! PAL an innocent guy knew now what to do, to impress the boss he took help of BALLU bhaiya, who always repeated the same work that by 5 u wont be able to make the report and u wont be able to release it, but PAL managed to complete the report by 4:55 just 5 mins before the office closes and happily reached KVS. Suddenly mobile of KVS rang with a popular MUNNA BHAI song ‘PAL PAL PAL HAR PAL” PAL thought that this song was for him, but here is the twist it was for the wait that KVS has to do for engagement, and u dont want any intruder to disturb u in this sweet dreem, this is what PAL did!! he mailed the report and asked him to correct it while he was on call, now who in this damn world would care for a report while talking to his fiance!! he said he will do it but now PAL thought he can show the extra sincerity so he replied he can wait and would like to see the final report!! KVS gave another smile & u can make out how annoyed was he with PAL, he corrected the report and said he will get the print out and then go, so that PAL leaves the cabin, but PAL wanted the revenge,so he too said , not a problem sir, I can wait!!. In a hurry he took a print out and asking the person on call to hold on!! the wait of that one second means so much to KVS hope the readers understand, but PAL was having fun, In few seconds came print out but to the bad luck of KVS it was not in format cause of some problem in the printer. Now KVS got totally antagonized, why the hell all the troubles have to come when he is talking to his fiance, he said very calmly to her that he will call in 5 mins. He had a good look at the format of document and verified the preview and found that he has to edit the formating so he thought cleverly to give this task to PAL and so that he can talk again. PAL took the chance and went to near by pc and did the job in 2 mins but could not connect to printer, he went back to KVS cabin and guess what he was on phone, now KVS gave a very hasty look, PAL could guess that he asked the procedure to connect it!! he explained it in nutshell what he does in 10 statements he did in 2. Isnt it quiet unusual, PAL brought the report in mean time he came 3 times to KVS cabin asking for stupid doubts. Finally he came with the report and KVS said again in a polite to his fiance that i will call u back in 2 mins, he had a good look over PAL and then over the report, it was quiet hasty look. He wanted to point some mistake but by that time 2 mins were over and mobile rang again, so he gave up and signed it without any further delay. The job is done for PAL he should leave now but he comes back again to cabin to return the keys of other room now KVS was red hot, For GOD sake cant u go away u sticky devil!!! this is what he thought for that instant.He again smiled and took the keys, and immideately said have a great weekend and happy holiday, clearly asking the devil to leave the cabin right away!! PAL knew anymore delay can be hazardous and can cause severe consequence. So he too gave a big smile and greeted all the best and a happy married life to KVS.
Now after coming from engagement KVS was looking in for the prey who caused a lot of problems. PAL had no chance to run and now as a punishment, PAL has to complete assignments and reports in half a day , 4 times faster then normal work rate in META LAB of BMW.
Moral of the story: Do not try to mess up with your boss specially when he is getting married!!!
