hail darkness

After a long blog which borred u all alot, here is another one, hope this shorter version comes to u and me as an elsevier. Hope u like it!!!

PAL as u know is so innocent that messes up even the simplest of things, i hope by now u kow how he lands up in trouble, and here is another incident reflecting that. For BMW employees the weekend is not as usual as others, they have to work on sudays also, Now this is worst!! right from childhood u are told that sunday is a holiday and all along ur school and college life u wait for the weekend defined by the seventh day of the week termed as SUNDAY!! and all along ur life u pray from monday that next sudnay comes soon and u make plans for it right from monday, which u usually dont do for any weekdays. Hope no one has any objections on this.

So now u will wonder that when is PALS weekend, its on wednesday!! JESUS ME why the hell wednesday?? who the hell in this world can enjoy on wednesday thinking it as weekend !! BUT yes we BMW employees do it, and we enjoy it thats why we are a bit different!! Anyways office is a funplace but still as we are taught from our childhood about the importance of weekend , we need one!! So now what does PAL does on weekends, goes to theaters for watching  movies at a cheep rate, isnt it an advantage??? what did u think that PAL always cry for what he does not have,  NOW here is what will make the story more intresting.

Very few people in this world love darkness, most of them are scared by lord of darkness an ugly looking face  with a stick and sword in both hands, or if u go to the indian menatallity they will see dark skulls hanging around or see wild animals surrounding them, or they will think of the worst horror of there life, i mean darkness has always been considered bad .But what if darkness gives u some of the most memorable moments that u can think of and laugh out aloud. Now wondering what rubbish is this author talking about.

Ok if u dont agree with author here is a story of PAL again, which i suppose should change ur mindset for darkness. Pal was sitting in his room reading the morning newspaper, suddenly a tune starts ” come to me. bhool jaye saara jaha” now dont u wonder, this is his mobiles ringtone, searching for mobile in a big heap of papers and cloth is like searching a needle in a heap of grass only good thing here is the needle cant give ringtone and vibrate like mobile does, so finding mobile becomes easier. Yet it took sometime for PAL to find his mobile now u can imagine how critical the situation might be!!

He picks up a call and guess wat who is at the other end, the funck!! “tutu”, ya one of the best pal of PAL. Usually tutu is very lazy and has passion for only few things chat, novel, movies and to the maximum part of life, the one and only sleep. The last one is so dangerous that it took some 25 full calls and 5 mins of door slaming to wake this demon up, I can now very well imagine the problem that RAVANA might have faced to wake up KUMBHAKARNA. But to surprise of Pal , Tutu woke up early today and invited PAL for a movie show. No great movie was in theater but still the word movie show is so attractive and so enticing that u just cant deny it and that too when u have a company of a good friend. They still decided that they will go for a show cause its cheap, even if the movie is not that great they can still sleep in A.C. cause there will be a powercut that time. This is what is called wise thinking, I hope theater people will raise there eyebrow and put there heads down to think over this. How can they afford to loose money so easily, how can they allow people to watch movie for cheap and that too when people come with such intentions. 

So they made up there mind and went to the multiplex. They decided to watch a romantic movie, now thats really weared, usually romantic movies are seen with ur girlfriend around but still they went for it, cause they wanted to watch a movie. Well the movie was BECAUSE I SAID SO. But all along the movie PAL never felt that heroine said so, infact director and dialogue writter asked them to said so. So the first half went around watching people sitting around him. Suddenly he noticed that right next to him a nice girl is sitting, wow isnt it lovely, so u got a reason now to see a romantic movie!! But god damn it why the hell movies are shown in darkness, all along the first half he cursed the darkness cause he was not able to see the girl sitting next to him, and while the show was going on, an emotional sceen came up, he watched her, she was wipping her tears , he thought of lending my clean and white handkercheif so that she can wipe her tears, like a good gentleman!!, now his curiosity increased, and attained new heights and he started cursing the darkness more.

Suddenly that scene ended and the lights turned on, but by the time he could turn back and look at her she was gone. Now how can a girl miss a romantic movie where emotional scenes are going on, he was not enjoying the movie but in fact was thinking why the hell girls are so sentimental, for him movie was like a person shouting on a dumb ,his mind was tickling somewhere else!! But suddenly a bell rang in his mind and the alarm said that the rat in his stomach are jumping and if he doesnt take any actions the elephants will soon start giving them accompany!! The case was same with tutu and both of them decided to have something, as he wanted to see that girl he asked Tutu to bring a sandwich and a coke for him, by the time both that girl and Tutu came back it was dark again and he again cursed the darkness, but it seems the dark lord got fed up listening to same old curses so he said lets do something for this poor kid so that he never curses the darkness.  Since it was a morning show so it seems most of them didnt have their breakfast. As a reasult all cup holders in chair were occupied, PAL kept his pepsi cup on left , which was right to that girl, and started eating popcorn . He then gave up the thought of watching that girls face, so he started watching movie, and ya thanks to the director of movie the second half was better then the first one, eating popcorn sipping pepsi, eating popcorn sipping pepsi…..eating popcorn sipping…hey my pepsi is missing, now how can this happen. Who dared to take it!! he had a feierce  look at the neighbour but the look suddenly changed cause u cant give feirece look to a gal who by mistake took ur pepsi cup thinking it to be hers!!! Now what do u think happened next!!!!???

Pal took a deep breath and thought ya this is his chance and clearing his throat he gently said “Excuse me madam !! the pepsi which u are drinking is mine and ur pepsi cup is on ur left side, u can still drink the pepsi if u like it so much but kindly change the straw cause i am suffering from cold and i dont want that u also suffer from cold!!”. Now who the hell on this earth can be so caring as PAL is, but look at the bad luck of PAl the girl took it in the other sense, and she immideately kept the cup and removed the straw from it, God damn it this was the dumbest act a girl can do, and all the anger she had came on the poor straw of PALs cup, she crushed it and bended it like anything, Pal could not count how many fold that girl gave to that straw!! Now the problem for Pal increased as he has to sip directly from the cup, poor pal could not see the girl also and lost starw for no reason!!! Now PAL was happy and gladly accepted the darkness without cursing lord of darkness…

Suddenly a comedy scene the first of it came on screen and another voice came up dekha jo tujhe yaar maan mein baje guitar…. now no body dared to sing that but Pal got stuned how can his heart sing song that too so aloud that its audible to others , suddenly i realised a young men forgot to keep his mobile on silent and i took a siegh of releif!! but i really dont understand why cant people keep there mobile on silent mode during a movie!!

Both Pal and that girl gave a hasty look to that person, Pal just wished that she also felt the same, but its like another Brayn adams song:- “just another east side story” hope u all know this song, which tells about a boy who use to see a girl everyday and wanted to know her no. and name but he never succeeded. And both of us kept silent agin, The movie was about to end and Pal was thinking that at last he will get a glimps of that girl but as soon as the movie ended she ran away it seems she got too much embarassed by PALS offer of pepsi, before PAL could reach the door she was out in a flash. Now really thats another east side story!!!! PAL will always pray for such a great dark situatation!! And will hail darkness if such situation happens again in life!!! HAIL DARKNESS!!!

He thought of sharing this story at my office and wanted to know what they would have done if they encountered such a situation. NAD about whom i will write soon in my blog which will be completely on the bloopers of Pals office mate, said excitedly if i would have been at ur place i would have let that girl finish my pepsi and then ask her for a pepsi treat, now everyone had a hasty look over NAD cause we are supposed to be gentleman, and gentle man never ask ladies to pay for them. All of them read the book “Anything for u madam” where the author emphesises so much on adequates and manners to be kept in mind while being with a lady!!!

Poor NAD got smashed again and every body laughed aloud for the cheep idea that NAD gave and every one made a fund cause if he would have done this then surely he would have got a treat but not sure weather of a drink named pepsi or a dish named ”SANDLES”.

POOR PAL did it yet again….!!! But thats life lets keep it going and live it with full spirits!!! But still if darkness can be so impetuous then kudos to the lord of darkness and HAIL DARKNESS!!!