Talking about office not a good thing, and if i tell u how my office is, then many faces will go down and u will think that this is a boring blog..
But trust me its one of the most fun place and u will come to know why after u read this. So my dear friends i introduce u to all my office members.Lets go from top of the pyramid.
The top level is occupied by 2 Harry’s firstly the big boss, he keeps an eye on every one but rarely speaks, yes he is Mr. Das, below him is Mr Harry Hotter, why I called the boss as hotter, cause when he gets angry his face gets red and rarely he speaks a word, if he goes without talking to u then yes he is angry with u and if he does not talk to u then infer that he is very angry to u, and still if he does not call u for another couple of days and does not ask u to work for him then take it for granted that he is very angry with u and u have terribly messed up.
Now below this are small teams, the greatest amongst them is the suspension team, which comprises of grumbling bear, the foreign face and our favorite mango man, grumbling bear, probably the first boss who reports to his sub-ordinates, he has an imported mobile which has monophonic ring-tone and if u listen to the tone once I promise u wont like to hear it again, but poor people of dept have to hear it a million times in 1 day that’s because it rings in every 5 mins. And for next 5 mins he is on phone talking in 3 languages English, hindi, and lastly tamil, only god can make out when he changes track and switches to another language, and for next 5 mins he enquires with different people what they r doing so 15mins gone like this for next 15 mins his destination will be “pull out room” where he will either call our dear NAD or the mango man to get him out of trouble, like a small kid he will break his toy and will then expect MANGO MAN or NAD to repair the damage. The only work that this person does is follow up and u are in trouble if he calls u, in his most fanatic way, AAAREY NAD ONE SEC!!! But what ever he ask u to do never ends in one sec in fact he gives u the worst tasks to do that will take hours for completion. He always expects that u will follow up his work and give him the final report at his desk. But unfortunately never succeeded with this policy and the boss threw him out saying that u are not giving any output.
The other in list is the foreign face, who went to US and got the American “YO” touch after spending 2 months there. Now he does not talk in our national language, instead he talks in English and screws English like the Aussies are screwing up our Indian team. He makes some of the major ANNOCMETS not announcement, and always takes the responsibility but never completes it, that’s why boss complains that’s I don’t see any work from u.
Poor Mango man has to bear the whole burden of suspension, but luckily he is having enough stiffness to create a feel good factor in suspension. He is a jolly good person and loves to celebrate life, he cant tolerate some girl calling him bhaiya, until that girl is too old. Our mango man like all others slipped on a very sticky polymer and MAROONed ALl his shirt.
The whole weight of BIW of car is taken up by NAD who sits in front of pc all day long to create something new, popularly known as Sincere BAACHA of the dept, without any work also he will be tensed, I don’t know what will he do if he gets a girl friend or gets married. The best thing about NAD is if he does any thing wrong he is blamed and even if he does not do any thing wrong he is blamed, POOR BAACHA. But now he is not overloaded, his burden is shared by his teammate, named EASTERLY, this strong wind has changed the fate of all the PG’s popularly known as PINKY known for the loud laugh, and bold nature. I really don’t understand what to say, a teacher or a partner who will teach new lessons to BAACHA and an innovative way of doing work. HOPE that poor NAD gets to learn new lessons from him.
Easterly!! Has a long list of crushes behind her, all those who went mad behind her, are haunting souls in BMW colony. May god bless all these souls!! And may these soul settle somewhere else with peace, which usually does not happens when a person gets settled, I hope u understand the point. The strong wind is also a big bakaar specialist, u can keep talking to her for as long as u want, but long talking to this girl can be dangerous, not because she will do any harm to u but because the other PG’s who are watching u will kill u when u reach colony. Sometimes silence speaks more then words, hope my silence speaks for myself. Any ways she is part of the transmission team, which comprises of PT madam who has a great vision. Now wondering what this vision is, to know the cause of failure by mere observation. She can spend hours watching one sample and think like an old pc which takes 10 mins. To open word window, I am not sure what process goes in her mind but still that’s how she works. She can spend days watching a micro structure and yet in the end fail to find what was the micro structure all about. She leads the team of transmission and that’s why transmission is at a very high speed. The only threat to PT madam is the wild bull that comes so often to threaten her.
In this great team of transmission there is one big tall fellow named DAVE a.k.a. Apache, the cool dude loves life and likes to work when he wishes. But the biggest problem with him is he rarely changes the mother tongue, and that’s why it becomes a tough task to communicate. Loves to work when he is in mood, the only big thing about this giant is that he is ANTI- to NAD. So cant keep both of them at one place he is very ascetic, that’s the biggest quality of this person.
